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TO: ALL STAFF SUB: Corporate Pride

Attn all Managers and queers, As we know PRIDE season is amongst us and nothing says pink dollar profits like Corporate Pride! To honor this crucial marketing tool, we at DIET ZHUZH have out bid all other corporations for PRIDE and are the leading sponsorship! Well done team 👏

This is a HUGE responsibility (to not get cancelled) and an honor to market our delicious product. We will need all staff on board to go over the details with a fine toothed, gay comb. Therefore we be meeting on June 17th at our LES office Parkside Lounge from 10-4.

Agenda: 📎Music seminars by Co-Ordinators: BABES The DJ, CylerSays & DJ DOM 📎Kathryn Zeta Jaynes will be setting up a TED (Tattoo Equipment Department) Station and administering “flash tats” 📎Anya Volz from the Dept of Funny Business will be hosting & presenting there research on “sensitivity training” and general business ZHUZH on our Big Screen. 📎Tiny Tiger Media will be shooting everyone’s LickedIn Headshots 📎Best Uniform Award (please come dressed) 📎DIET ZHUZH Vending Machines prototypes need testing

As usual, any staff with an official DIET ZHUZH Employee Lanyard that they recieved at a prior event may wear this on the night to purchase Executive Parking (Pre-Sale Price) without a ticket. Thankyou to all staff for reading this email. Now please, get back to work!

Upper Management at ZHUZH CORP

Want to hear what DIET ZHUZH is all about it? Have a listen to some music fromt the last party! https://soundcloud.com/jason-vieira-42439765/diet-zhuzh-the-secret-recipe-vol-1-live-040122

Read what TIME OUT NYC has to say about DIET ZHUZH. https://www.timeout.com/newyork/lgbtq/diet-zhuzh