To: NYC PRIDE Committee

CC: Berncrotch from Budgeting

SUB: Pink Dollar, Green Budgets.

Hello NYC PRIDE,

We appreciate your prior email, begging us to be the official corporate sponsors for NYC PRIDE again. Regardless of our numerous ***-mitments this season, we will gladly accept this sponsorship.

“We’re coming out and cashing in!”

Let’s meet at our Parkside Lounge Office June 3rd at 10pm to discuss more details and WERK this PRIDE season.

Meeting Agenda:

📎Music Seminars with Legendary special guests Will Automagic (Carry Nation), Eugenia, Cyler Says and resident BABES The DJ.

🖇️Funny Business Manager Anya Volz will be hosting and presenting a PPT on corporate PRIDE.

📎Best Uniform Walk Off. Win DZ Merch and an employee Lanyard

📎Employee Of The Month!

🖇️Flash Tats by Ayla from T.E.D. (Tattoo Equipment Department)

📎LickedIn Headshots by Tiny Tiger. Lighting also by TT.

Let’s circle back June 3rd. It’s time to take PRIDE in being a corporation, the future is corporate. Until then:

“We’re Here. We’re Werking. Get Used To It”

Sandra From Reception,

DIET ZHUZH CORP.

🪪Anyone with an employee lanyard gets Pre-Sale pricing for all events when worn to the meeting.

💵$10 Pre-Sale (until sold out or when flyer drops)

💵$15 Standard.

💵$20 Door

💵$50 Investor. Includes ticket and DZ MERCH. Tote bag, coffee tumbler, custom employee lanyard.

💵$65 Stock Holder. Includes ticket and DZ MERCH. Tank top, Tote bag, coffee tumbler, custom employee lanyard.

DIET ZHUZH is a greedy, capitalist corporation that also believes in TAKING ******* CARE OF EACH OTHER. Or at least not yucking the stock price!📉

Henceforth, absolutely NO RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, MISOGYNY, ABLEISM or general DOUCHEBAGGERY will be tolerated 🚫 We CANNOT afford to have our Twitter shutdown again… We lost too much profit last time 🏳️‍🌈👩🏽‍❤️‍👩🏿🏳️‍⚧️