📧To: All Staff

Cc: Thomarra the Train Builder, Amtrak

Sub: 2 Fast 2 Serious

Congratulations everyone,

As we are all aware it is Zhuzh Corps 2 year Anniversary this month 🎉🎂 In celebration of our unbelievable success we have generously decided to finance and construct a high speed rail network around America! Finally a high speed rail by the "corporate" people for the "regular" people 🔥 Sponsored and branded by DIET ZHUZH. We will now be restocking ZHUZH around the country at dangerously high, hastily (yet cheapily) constructed speeds! 🚊

Meeting Aug 11, 10pm @ Parkside Lounge LES to discuss rail construction and vibez. ⚡️ AttenDANCE is mandatory.

Agenda:

📎Music Seminars by Haiek (B2B) Mutualism (Buffalo), DJ Dom, BABES The DJ, Who Girl.

🖇️Best Uniform Competition.

📎Funny Business manager Anya Volz will be handling department titles and PPT presentation for locomotion research.

🖇️Employee of the Month.

📎LickedIn Headshots by Tiny Tiger

🖇️T.E.D. (Tattoo Equipment Department) by Ayla

📎Lights by Prism

Aug 11| 10pm - Parkside Lounge. 307 E Houston St LES.

Let’s finally get high speed rail to the U.S.A 🇺🇸They told us it would take 10 years but we say 4 weeks! 🔨🥤Goddess bless consumerism over quality. We 100% maybe guarantee that nothing will probably go wrong 👍 Final stop in Ohio...

🪙$10 Pre-Sale (until sold out or when flyer drops)

💵$15 Standard.

🚪$20 Door

💰$50 Investor. Includes ticket and DZ MERCH. Tote bag, coffee tumbler, custom employ lanyard.

Pre-Order your DIET ZHUZH Merch to pick up at reception!

DIET ZHUZH is a greedy, capitalist corporation that also believes in TAKING ******* CARE OF EACH OTHER. Or at least not yucking the stock price!📉

Henceforth, absolutely NO RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, MISOGYNY, ABLEISM or general DOUCHEBAGGERY will be tolerated 🚫 We CANNOT afford to have our Twitter shutdown again… We lost too much profit last time 🏳️‍🌈👩🏽‍❤️‍👩🏿🏳️‍⚧

We value your WERK and soul,

Zhuzh Corp