📧To: All Staff

CC: Beverlyhillsattorneys@lalalaw.com deltanu@attorneys.com blondehighlights@zhuzhhairsalon.com

Sub: We’re Officially Trademarked! Consider us ‘Legally Zhuzh’

Omigod you guys! Diet Zhuzh is officially Trademarked ™️! Wow, that is like, so totally rad. Finally, no more blatant competitor plagiarism without swift judicial reprecussions. Unless it’s us who are doing the plagiarising, that’s fully chill. 👍

To (your) honor the occasion we have DJ Perfect Lovers flying in all the way from our sunny Los Angeles Law Firm! Not only are they a gemini vegetarian and lead producer for Camp Caftan and Somos Music Fest but they once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. 🩲Trust us, they can handle anything. Join us 11pm @ The Parkside Lounge because blondes have more raves! 👩‍⚖️

Meeting Agenda:

🖇️Music Seminars by resident BABES The DJ & special guest Perfect Lovers (L.A.)

📎Paralegal hosts Anya Volz and Nika Sylvain

🖇️ Bend & Snap/Walk Off Competition - Bonus points for Legally Zhuzh themed LEWKS

📎Personal Essay Headshots by Tiny Tiger Media

🖇️Flash Tats by Ayla Argentina

📎Lighting by Prism

🖇️Employee Of The Month

📎Using Legal Jargon in everyday life! “We object…you not coming to this meeting!”

Now remember, dancing gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t plagiarize their husbands, they just don’t. So, well see you 11pm @ Parkside for the next installment of Diet Zhuzh…🥤

This is gonna be just like senior year, except for funner! 🎓

DIET ZHUZH is a greedy, capitalist corporation that also believes in TAKING ******* CARE OF EACH OTHER. Or at least not yucking the stock price!📉

Henceforth, absolutely NO RACISM, HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, MISOGYNY, ABLEISM or general DOUCHEBAGGERY will be tolerated 🚫 We CANNOT afford to have our Twitter shutdown again… We lost too much profit last time 🏳️‍🌈👩🏽‍❤️‍👩🏿🏳️

Xoxox Elle Woods

ZhuzhCorp Attorneys

🎶Want to hear what DIET ZHUZH is all about it? Have a listen to some tunes from the last party!

https://on.soundcloud.com/eVfMHNge5AoULX789

📰Read what TIME OUT NYC has to say about DIET ZHUZH.

https://www.timeout.com/newyork/lgbtq/diet-zhuzh