📻 “Everybodies favorite energy product, Diet Zhuzh, is currently under scrutiny and investigation by the IRS. Will our beloved beveage make it through this hellish and spooky ordeal?..."

To: All Employees CC: Lucillefer@IRShelp.com Sub: Show Us The Receipts.

Attention all ZHUZHLOYEES! We have some terrifying news! As you know, we set up our IPO on the New York Stock Exchange in August. Since then our profit growth and share price has increased exponentially…at a sinister rate!

This has unfortunately attracted the attention of the IRS (Internal Revenue Sashayaway). Therefore all employees must attend this potentially fatal meeting Friday October 28 10pm @ Parkside Lounge LES, BRING RECEIPTS!

!!!!!Meeting Agenda!!!!!

📎Music Seminars by BABES The DJ, DJ Smusch, WhoGirl (NYC), Eugenia (Boston), Rose (D.C.)

🖇Anya Volz from the IRS will be handling the tough, very binary questions and audit! Refunds Guaranteed!

📎Sleth, also from the IRS, will be presenting there research visuals on “Ethics- How and why we've failed.” & “Zhuzhrobics~Fitness craze or unhealthy obsession?.” ~Projected on the big screen!

🖇SPECIAL EDITION 🏆Best Uniform Runway Show with our regular winner AND, for the first time; best uniform ALL STARS with past winners ⭐️Prizes inc: two $25 Bar tabs, official lanyards, DZ merch, trophy and office supplies! Hosted by Nika Lomazzo & Anya Volz

🖇Custom lighting show and laser administration by Prism

📎Kathryn Zeta James from our T.E.D. (Tattoo Equipment Department) will be administering FLASH tats!

🖇LickedIn Headshots by Tiny Tiger Media.

Everyone needs to get their story straight (well, gay straight)! Because we’re about to go head to head with the scariest monster of all…the IRS! 👩🏻‍💼🕴🧾

Thankyou all zhuzhloyees for reading this memo. Now, back to WERK! 🥤

🎶Want to hear what DIET ZHUZH is all about it? Have a listen to some tunes from the last party!

https://on.soundcloud.com/U6u5GLxup3QbHz7D8

📰Read what TIME OUT NYC has to say about DIET ZHUZH. https://www.timeout.com/newyork/lgbtq/diet-zhuzh