“This bar lets you bet on turtles named Ja Rule and Vita while sipping frozen Irish coffee in a Greek diner cup under a disco ball.” There are only some sentences that make sense in New York, and this is one of them.
Tucked in a sleepy corner of Bed-Stuy is Turtles All The Way Down. The world’s best (No, I’m not debating this) reptile-adjacent gambling den. Once a month, the crowd packs in shoulder to shoulder for what might be Brooklyn’s slowest bloodsport: turtle racing on a shuffleboard table. The stakes are low. The drinks are strong. The energy sits somewhere between bingo night and a Boiler Room set.